QuILT-fables

The fable: Kohn complains to the rabbi that his goats are dying. - How do you feed them? - With grain of corn. - That is the problem. Give them rather some wheat. In a few days, Kohn complains once again that the goats are still dying, although he feed them with wheat. - Because you're a donkey/monkey - the rabbi says. - give them grass! In a couple of days, Kohn complains again that he does feed his goats in vain, if they die. "You're a stupid dude, why do not you feed them with barley?" The next day goes Kohn to the wise rabbi, too: "I tried the barley, but my last goat is now dead!" - Do you really have not a goat more? - Not even one. - It's a pity. I still have so many good ideas ... (Source: http://www.vicclap.hu/vicc/11224/Rabbi_es_a_libak.html - Robot-voice from Mike: https://www.texttomp3.online/ - c.f. rabbi.mp3 in the common server – ca. 1 minute)